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True Indian

In a New York sidewalk, an Indian was enjoying a hearty breakfast ” Coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc

While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation

American: You Indians eat the whole bread?

Indian: Of course!

American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) we don’t. We, Americans only Eat what’s inside.

The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants
and sell these to the Indians.

American: Do you eat jam with bread?

Indian: Of course!

American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) we don’t.

Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to Indians.

Indian: Do you have sex in America?

American: Of course, we do!

Indian: What do you do with the condoms?

American: We throw them, of course!

Indian : We don’t. In India, we put them into containers, recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America.

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